The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

SEASON 4 EPISODE 39: GOLDEN ROUND-TRIP TICKET TO HEAVEN

Topics:
- Southwest Flight Cancellations
- Stories about Hell
- Cicada Attack
- The Patriot Plus Shot
Scenes:
- Golden Round-Trip Ticket to Heaven
- Unhappy in Heaven
- The Fixed Rate

SEASON 4 EPISODE 38: KYLE THE GYROPRACTOR W NED GAYLE

Topics:
- Ned's Highschool Shirts
- Direct Advertising
- Fast Driving and Skydiving
- The Facebook Whistleblower
Scenes:
- Helpful T-Shirts
- The Grilled Cheese Cult
- Kyle The Gyropractor
- Super Jon and Maybe Jon
- Opinions in Highschool

SEASON 4 EPISODE 37: HUG RAP

Topics:
- Art and Candyman
- How music makes you feel
- The Klan Crypto Coin
- Clothes Banned from the Club
Scenes:
- Hug Rap
- The Hate Fair
- The National Timberlands Association Meeting

SEASON 4 EPISODE 36: THE BEST CART RUNNERS W CHUY

Special Guest: @Estevan J. (Chuy) Zarate
Estevan J. (Chuy) Zarate is an actor/director/coach from San Antonio TX that has been improvising for audiences for 31 years. He is a member of The Big Bash at The Hideout Theatre, The Known Wizards (Merlinworks faculty troupe), Luby' Bingo Hall and more duos than he can count. He teaches all styles and formats being that he has a very eclectic tool belt to reach into. If there is a scenario to be performed in, he has probably performed it. With specialties in improv singing and grounded/character-driven scenework, Chuy has coached hundreds of kids, teens, students and adults for years to multiple successes
Topics:
- Shows about bad people
- School Board Politics
- Working in Retail or Service
- Spotters and Condiments
Scenes:
- Summer Improv Camp Meeting
- Burger King "Assault"
- The Best Cart Runners
- Cardinal Rules of Condiments

SEASON 4 EPISODE 35: TANDI’S STEAK NIGHT

Topics:
- Lightning and Trees
- Jon's got the biggest tree
- Michael K Williams
- Ivermectin
- Jean-Pierre Adams
Scenes:
- Jon's (Dead) Tree
- Tandi's Steak Night
- Safe Harbor

SEASON 4 EPISODE 34: JAMES BROWN THE MONKEY W JESSICA BROWN

CTUN chats with Station Theater Co-Owner, Jessica Brown
Topics:
- Station Theater Progress
- Caregiving and Monkeys
- The Freedom of Truth
- Kids and Fear
Scenes:
- James Brown the Monkey
- Fake Birthday Confession
- The Monster with Manners

SEASON 4 EPISODE 33: POST-COLONOSCOPY DATE W KEITH HUANG

CTUN chats with improv's prodigal son, Keith Huang!
Topics:
- Why Keith left Galveston
- Scooters on the street
- Keith's Colonoscopy
- Bathroom Artwork
Scenes:
- Tandi's first hover-board
- Post-Colonoscopy Date
- Shy Bathroom Roommate
- Mattress Tailors

SEASON 4 EPISODE 32: THE LITTERBUG HOSTAGE W MONICA MARCHA

Topics:
- What would a bank run by monkeys be like?
- Monica's favorite member of BTS
- What do we want in our old age?
- Is Captain Planet a Demon?
Scenes:
- Too Famous to be Nice
- Booing a Bad Person
- The Litterbug Hostage
- Monica's Season 2