The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

The Drug Dealer Conference

Lose the Game, Lose Your House Are school sports rivalries personal enough?
The Drug Dealer Conference What if dealing drugs is your dream job?
Reading Minds at the Zoo What is an animal's creepiest body part?
Jon talks about a black panther nature documentary

The Pothole Focus Group

The Woke Mafia Wokenize Every Corner The Pothole Focus Group It's not called reparations but, its basically reparations...right? The School's Right Wing Watch The Wire though. Great show. Tandiwe The Dodo How is the Mammoth this time of year?

The Russian Suite

The Russian Suite We're just gonna open a window here.
Companion Mode Would you go to a robot doctor?
The MLK Shoe Room From this side its kind of a hug, but from this side...

Holiday in Butternut (Improvised Hallmark)

Happy holidays ya'll! CTUN got swept up in the spirit and decided to improvise their own Hallmark Christmas movie.
CTUN Presents: Holiday in Butternut
(We originally streamed this at Christmas time 2022)

Goblin Mode

Goblin Mode This is why we can't have nice words.
No Cake For The Tiny Man But how good are her web designs really?
Supreme Court Slow Day Was it a slow day at the Supreme Court?
Chatting about Chat GPT w Saurabh Pande Automate your bed times stories
Saurabh Pande is a Houston based performer. Before Houston he was in Chicago performing with the Second City Touring Company, The Improvised Shakespeare Company, and a house team member at the iO Theater. Film credits include The Chi, Chicago Med, and Paper Girls.

No Dumbass Questions

The Children From Sex & The City "Is it like Saved by the Bell with Intercourse in it?"
No Dumbass Questions Should every theory have a platform?
Kiraldo's Actor Research Do we need more racy Hallmark movies?

Suit Checks at Church

Suit Checks at Church Towels don't go out of style
NASA Interview Data by Day, Stand-Up by Night
The Smartest Couple You Know "He's Smart. He can use all 10 of his fingers to search bullshit on Google"
Donna Lewis is a stand-up comedian, sketch and improv performer based out of Hampton, Virginia. She's opened for comedy legend Marsha Warfield, featured for Maria Bamford and has performed at well-known clubs in LA, New Orleans, Boston, DC and NYC. She’s been seen at national comedy festivals, in TV commercials and performs sketch and improv comedy with groups from the Push Comedy Theatre of Norfolk, VA. In 2018 she founded an all-POC improv and sketch group Lemon Pepper & Sazón Comedy (LP&S). LP&S has performed at Philly Sketchfest, the Charm City Comedy Festival (Baltimore), Newark (NJ) Improv Festival, and the Magnet Theater in New York City. Additionally, in the fall of 2020, she began Diversity efforts at the Push Theater by founding a Diversity Council, Scholarship and hosts and produces a monthly Diversity Improv Jam. In 2019, she was awarded a Diversity Fellowship to study improv comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York City. She has served on the board of two national comedy festivals: Black Girl Giggles Comedy Festival (New Orleans) and the Comics Rising Virtual Festival (Boston).

Assistant Hierarchy

Big Head Jones' Funeral I know Chester is not really a nickname
Lost Tooth Before Audition Son, you'll need to achieve my dreams for me
Assistant Hierarchy There's a hierarchy here
AI Improv Team But where does the AI get it from?
Steven J. Scott is an Actor, Director, Producer and Acting Teacher and he is joining us to talk about the upcoming New Voices Fest!