The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

Suit Checks at Church Towels don't go out of style
NASA Interview Data by Day, Stand-Up by Night
The Smartest Couple You Know "He's Smart. He can use all 10 of his fingers to search bullshit on Google"
Donna Lewis is a stand-up comedian, sketch and improv performer based out of Hampton, Virginia. She's opened for comedy legend Marsha Warfield, featured for Maria Bamford and has performed at well-known clubs in LA, New Orleans, Boston, DC and NYC. She’s been seen at national comedy festivals, in TV commercials and performs sketch and improv comedy with groups from the Push Comedy Theatre of Norfolk, VA. In 2018 she founded an all-POC improv and sketch group Lemon Pepper & Sazón Comedy (LP&S). LP&S has performed at Philly Sketchfest, the Charm City Comedy Festival (Baltimore), Newark (NJ) Improv Festival, and the Magnet Theater in New York City. Additionally, in the fall of 2020, she began Diversity efforts at the Push Theater by founding a Diversity Council, Scholarship and hosts and produces a monthly Diversity Improv Jam. In 2019, she was awarded a Diversity Fellowship to study improv comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York City. She has served on the board of two national comedy festivals: Black Girl Giggles Comedy Festival (New Orleans) and the Comics Rising Virtual Festival (Boston).

Big Head Jones' Funeral I know Chester is not really a nickname
Lost Tooth Before Audition Son, you'll need to achieve my dreams for me
Assistant Hierarchy There's a hierarchy here
AI Improv Team But where does the AI get it from?
Steven J. Scott is an Actor, Director, Producer and Acting Teacher and he is joining us to talk about the upcoming New Voices Fest!

Little Dion's Shirts Is Kanye trolling us with "White Lives Matter"?
It's either Jon's way or it's the other way Tandi says, "Stop sending stuff to girlfriends"
Fast Food (Not) Art The Perm Prevarication

Topics:
- Labyrinth & the Nala Look
- When men get sick
- Childhood Discoveries
- Scare Tactics and True Love
- Tandi Saves Long John Silvers
Scenes:
- Covid Ken Doll
- Paul Gets Sick
- Goblin King Sex Talk
- Mom's Friend from College
- Shrimpin Ain't Easy

Topics:
- Ending up in a cult
Scenes:
- The Sex Cult
- The Movie Cult
- "Knock some sense into them"
- The Serial Slapper

Lindsay Goldapp Bio:
Lindsay Goldapp is a Kansas native, a graduate of Second City's Improv Conservatory, and the Co-Founder and Artistic Director of Stomping Ground Comedy Theater in Dallas, TX. She has been teaching and performing comedy all over the country for over 20 years, which is weird because she doesn't look a day over 25.
Topics:
- CTUN in Dallas & Lindsay's hate of Polos
- Actors with Stank Breath
- Can bad breath be overlooked?
- Eating garlic and drinking Apple Cider Vinger
Scenes:
- No Polos at Prom
- Bad Breath in a Limo
- Bad Breath Date
- Hair of the Dog

Topics:
- Beyonce's lyric change
- Jon's McDonald's Story
Scenes:
- Cue Ball Night
- No Dissatisfied Customers

Topics:
- Making a mess at CVS
- Trump and Uber Leak
- Profiting off of breaking the rules
- Sesame Place Racism and Tandi Saves LJS
Scenes:
- Baby Employees
- Roommate's Boxes
- Business Jail
- Long John Silver's "Play Area"