The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

Season 5 Episode 14: Goblin King w Betsy Stover

Topics:
- Labyrinth & the Nala Look
- When men get sick
- Childhood Discoveries
- Scare Tactics and True Love
- Tandi Saves Long John Silvers
Scenes:
- Covid Ken Doll
- Paul Gets Sick
- Goblin King Sex Talk
- Mom's Friend from College
- Shrimpin Ain't Easy

Season 5 Episode 13: Movie Cult

Topics:
- Ending up in a cult
Scenes:
- The Sex Cult
- The Movie Cult
- "Knock some sense into them"
- The Serial Slapper

Season 5 Episode 12: Bad Breath in a Limo

Lindsay Goldapp Bio:
Lindsay Goldapp is a Kansas native, a graduate of Second City's Improv Conservatory, and the Co-Founder and Artistic Director of Stomping Ground Comedy Theater in Dallas, TX. She has been teaching and performing comedy all over the country for over 20 years, which is weird because she doesn't look a day over 25.
Topics:
- CTUN in Dallas & Lindsay's hate of Polos
- Actors with Stank Breath
- Can bad breath be overlooked?
- Eating garlic and drinking Apple Cider Vinger
Scenes:
- No Polos at Prom
- Bad Breath in a Limo
- Bad Breath Date
- Hair of the Dog

Season 5 Episode 11: Cue Ball Night

Topics:
- Beyonce's lyric change
- Jon's McDonald's Story
Scenes:
- Cue Ball Night
- No Dissatisfied Customers

Season 5 Episode 10: Business Jail

Topics:
- Making a mess at CVS
- Trump and Uber Leak
- Profiting off of breaking the rules
- Sesame Place Racism and Tandi Saves LJS
Scenes:
- Baby Employees
- Roommate's Boxes
- Business Jail
- Long John Silver's "Play Area"

Season 5 Episode 9: Manipulation Cake

Topics:
- You can't cover jokes/Improv Top 5
- Tandi Arrives! and wishing you were here
- Workaholics
- Joey Chestnut Chokes a Protester
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Scenes:
- Amechi's Top 5
- Manipulation Cake
- The President's New Dog
- Amechi's 5th

Season 5 Episode 8: Terrible Childhood Friend

Topics:
- National issues and bad kids with good parents
- Prisons and Nature
- Shark Week Nightmares
- Houston is Hot
Scenes:
- Running into a terrible childhood friend
- Python-Simulator Water Hose
- Sleep Interventions
- The Last Night in Prison

Season 5 Episode 7: Howard the Duck

Today we discuss the 1986 Classic, Howard the Duck. Is this movie a hidden gem or a dried turd? Does Howard really have sex appeal? Is this the best Marvel Hero? Do we actually answer these questions? Put down your Playduck, grab a feathered friend, and check it out. 
Scenes:- The Secret Art of Quack-Fu- The Shadow Union- The Dark Duck