The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

Holiday in Butternut (Improvised Hallmark)

Happy holidays ya'll! CTUN got swept up in the spirit and decided to improvise their own Hallmark Christmas movie.
CTUN Presents: Holiday in Butternut
(We originally streamed this at Christmas time 2022)

Goblin Mode

Goblin Mode This is why we can't have nice words.
No Cake For The Tiny Man But how good are her web designs really?
Supreme Court Slow Day Was it a slow day at the Supreme Court?
Chatting about Chat GPT w Saurabh Pande Automate your bed times stories
Saurabh Pande is a Houston based performer. Before Houston he was in Chicago performing with the Second City Touring Company, The Improvised Shakespeare Company, and a house team member at the iO Theater. Film credits include The Chi, Chicago Med, and Paper Girls.

No Dumbass Questions

The Children From Sex & The City "Is it like Saved by the Bell with Intercourse in it?"
No Dumbass Questions Should every theory have a platform?
Kiraldo's Actor Research Do we need more racy Hallmark movies?

Suit Checks at Church

Suit Checks at Church Towels don't go out of style
NASA Interview Data by Day, Stand-Up by Night
The Smartest Couple You Know "He's Smart. He can use all 10 of his fingers to search bullshit on Google"
Donna Lewis is a stand-up comedian, sketch and improv performer based out of Hampton, Virginia. She's opened for comedy legend Marsha Warfield, featured for Maria Bamford and has performed at well-known clubs in LA, New Orleans, Boston, DC and NYC. She’s been seen at national comedy festivals, in TV commercials and performs sketch and improv comedy with groups from the Push Comedy Theatre of Norfolk, VA. In 2018 she founded an all-POC improv and sketch group Lemon Pepper & Sazón Comedy (LP&S). LP&S has performed at Philly Sketchfest, the Charm City Comedy Festival (Baltimore), Newark (NJ) Improv Festival, and the Magnet Theater in New York City. Additionally, in the fall of 2020, she began Diversity efforts at the Push Theater by founding a Diversity Council, Scholarship and hosts and produces a monthly Diversity Improv Jam. In 2019, she was awarded a Diversity Fellowship to study improv comedy at the Upright Citizens Brigade in New York City. She has served on the board of two national comedy festivals: Black Girl Giggles Comedy Festival (New Orleans) and the Comics Rising Virtual Festival (Boston).

Assistant Hierarchy

Big Head Jones' Funeral I know Chester is not really a nickname
Lost Tooth Before Audition Son, you'll need to achieve my dreams for me
Assistant Hierarchy There's a hierarchy here
AI Improv Team But where does the AI get it from?
Steven J. Scott is an Actor, Director, Producer and Acting Teacher and he is joining us to talk about the upcoming New Voices Fest!

Little Dion’s Shirts

Little Dion's Shirts Is Kanye trolling us with "White Lives Matter"?
It's either Jon's way or it's the other way Tandi says, "Stop sending stuff to girlfriends"
Fast Food (Not) Art The Perm Prevarication

Season 5 Episode 14: Goblin King w Betsy Stover

Topics:
- Labyrinth & the Nala Look
- When men get sick
- Childhood Discoveries
- Scare Tactics and True Love
- Tandi Saves Long John Silvers
Scenes:
- Covid Ken Doll
- Paul Gets Sick
- Goblin King Sex Talk
- Mom's Friend from College
- Shrimpin Ain't Easy

Season 5 Episode 13: Movie Cult

Topics:
- Ending up in a cult
Scenes:
- The Sex Cult
- The Movie Cult
- "Knock some sense into them"
- The Serial Slapper