The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

SEASON 4 EPISODE 30: JON’S BIRTHDAY EPISODE

It's Jon's birthday and he's answering all questions!
Topics Discussed:
Words that sound funny
Flight vs Invisibility
Is it better to be a hero or a villain?
Scenes:
The Arizona Institute of Booty
"The Money That's Owed To Me"
Unimpressed Man

SEASON 4 EPISODE 29: SATAN’S TIKTOK DANCE

Topics in this episode show
Jon's Spicy Facebook Question about Billionaires
Was Satan only the original hater?
How long could you go completely remote?
Scenes
Satan's Invitation
Satan's Tiktok Dance
Tandi's Birthday Date

SEASON 4 EPISODE 28: PEE DROPS ON THE PANTS

Can't Tell Us Nothing is noticing how we've all forgotten how to be around people. Whether its having a common cold or interacting with old men in locker rooms, we have to be reminded. We also talk about certain richest man in the world who just got back from space. Inspired by our conversation we explore what pee drops on pants really means, the risks of looking at a locker room show, and how to get a retired astronaut back in space. Protect your pants and tune in!

SEASON 4 EPISODE 27: THE LAST MOVIE EVER W EARNING YOUR ABSURDITY

Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by members of Jon's Earning Your Absurdity class. The class puts what they've learned to the test while discussing what the point of Tyrese is in the Fast and Furious franchise and reacting to a meltdown in a viral Victoria's Secret video. Inspired by this conversation, we explore what happens when you make the Last Movie Ever, if Danny Glover can be the next blade, and what if Victoria's Secret is always crazy?

SEASON 4 EPISODE 26: RECORD HO’S W OUTSPOKEN BEAN

Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Houston Poet Laureate, Outspoken Bean. Bean takes us through his love of Kanye, displeasure of Nas beats, and what its like to be a Poet Laureate for Houston. Inspired by our conversation, we explore why you should wait for what you want, what happens when you have a cake legacy, and how to record a skit for a hip hop record.
Outspoken Bean Bio:
The New Jersey born, San Antonio raised, H-Town based military brat was introduced to the arts and world cultures at a very young age and has not let go of it. "An energetic pioneer for poetry, in all its different sizes and shapes, Bean is dedicated to making sure that poets get heard," Emily Hinds of Arts and Culture Magazine wrote of Bean. Bean uses poetry to engage different mediums and institutions to create new and engaging art, such as being the first poet to perform on Houston Ballet's main stage with their production "Play." He has also been commissioned to write and perform a national campaign on diversity for Pabst Blue Ribbon and VICE while creating/producing his own festival Plus Fest: the EVERYTHING plus POETRY Festival. In 2008, Bean helped develop Texas' largest youth poetry slam organization and slam team, Meta-Four Houston, with Shannon Buggs and DiverseWorks. In which he stills coaches and uses it as a vehicle today to mentor Houston's youth. He started performing spoken-word in 2005. Outspoken Bean is a true renaissance man and culture bearer through poetry, Bean willingly seeks, finds, collaborates, and creates new ways for people to experience poetry through multiple mediums.
Website: https://www.outspokenbean.com/

SEASON 4 EPISODE 25: ROBINHOOD OF CVS W CARL TART

Can't Tell Us Nothing is joined by Los Angeles actor, writer, and improviser Carl Tart! Carl chats with us about his shoe collection, recent run ins with scammers, and what it was like to grow up in LA. Inspired by the conversation, CTUN explores how to pretend you don't live in the projects and how to catch a credit card scammer in CVS.
Carl Tart Bio:
Carl was born in the great state of Mississippi and raised in the mean streets of West LA. He has been performing improv and sketch comedy for 5 years and has loved every minute of it. He was a cast member of the 2013 CBS Diversity Sketch Showcase and performed in Amsterdam with Boom Chicago. You can currently catch him performing with his improv group White Women or crashing somebody’s improv set at the various theatres around town. GEAUX SAINTS!
and keep an eye out for Grand Crew: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11717806/

SEASON 4 EPISODE 24: THE BAD BOY OF THE OFFICE

When was the last time you listened to R. Kelly? Did it feel different? Can't Tell Us Nothing shares our thoughts on if the art and the artist can really be separated. Inspired by our conversation, we explore what happens when you have a bad boy in your workplace and how wifely duties have changed in the current age.
Feel free to share your thoughts in the comments!
Surviving R. Kelly: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8385496/

SEASON 4 EPISODE 23: THE FUNNY DOCTOR W THE SUDDEN KNOT

Can't Tell Us Nothing goes international on this episode where we welcome, the Sudden Knot, an improv duo based out of Brussels, Berlin. Desi and Johan share the origin of their group, what its like performing in a multi-lingual improv community, and react to a video of a man who gets swallowed by a whale and lives. Together, we all explore how funny truth can really be, what some people might spend to see their favorite performers, and the best way to deliver bad news.
Be sure to check out The Sudden Knot: https://www.facebook.com/TheSuddenKnot