The Can’t Tell Us Nothing Podcast

Season 5 Episode 2: The Cotton Ball Commercial

Topics:- Cuckolding, what is it?- Influencers- Cotton Economics- Tandi Saves Long John Silver's
Scenes:- Pornhub Influencer- The Cotton ball Commercial- Long John Silver's Sponsorship

Season 5 Episode 1: Cat Laser Video

Topics:- Adult language for kids?- Tidying up and FB Marketplace Clothes- Misusing Platforms and Controlling the World- Angry Mobs on the Internet
Scenes:- The Cussing Room- FB Marketplace Shoppers- Cat Laser Video- Foul Mouth Rebel

Season 4 Episode 46: The New Employee: Santa Claus

Topics:- The Santa Lie- Season Compulsions- The Hallmark Christmas Movie Catalog
Scenes:- The President's Press Conference- The New Employee: Santa Claus- The Outside Consultants

Season 4 Episode 45: Charles E. Cheese

Topics:- Nuance in Music- Mechanical Strippers at Chuck E. Cheese- Nordstrom Looting- Machine Learning for Robberies
Scenes:- Charles E. Cheese- The Robot Stripper- Nordstrom Return Policy- Happy Working at Wal-Mart
 
Dozens of looters rush a California Nordstrom - https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/dozens-looters-target-nordstrom-store-walnut-creek-california-rcna6265The First Stand-Up Comedy Special Written Entirely By Bots - https://youtu.be/nH_bEtbfB9U

SEASON 4 EPISODE 44: THE INTERVIEW PROCESS

Topics:
Jon Secret Agent Interview
Jon's Ride Along
Mandatory Training or Jobs
Everybody should go to the Library
Scenes:
The Interview Process
The Ride Along Essay
A Job Anyone Can Do
The Librarian Interview Process

SEASON 4 EPISODE 43: TURK THE MEDICAL STUDENT

Topics:
When kids leave you
Could you be a Salesperson?
Hospital Sales Tactics
Dealing with Pressure from Doctors
Scenes:
AirBnMontessori
Ask The Car
Turk the Medical Student
The AirBnMontessori Menu

SEASON 4 EPISODE 42: CRYPTO US NOTHING W BENJI

Benji is the Executive Director of @ComedySportz Houston. He started as a member of the CSz High School League in 2004 and has been improvising, acting and singing since then. In addition to ComedySportz, he has produced a number of popular shows in Houston including Beer Babies, Star Warz: Unscripted, and Improv! The Musical. Benji is an avid Houston sports fan, enjoys playing music, and traveling around the world when he’s not busy having the least funny job in Comedy.
Topics:
Texting vs Phone Calls
Crypto Us Nothing
Office Drama
Fire and Water
Scenes:
Bitcoin for Comedy
The Benji Spot
The Neighbor's Firepit
Carol's Fireplace

SEASON 4 EPISODE 41: THE SUNSHINE ACT W RYAN HEINE

Starting at the beginning, Ryan was born in Columbia, Missouri, but grew up in Houston.Ryan began studying improv in 2005 with Houston’s Massive Creativity, led by MacArthur Antigua of Improv Olympic (IO) Chicago, performing at Avant Garden.
In 2006, Ryan moved to Los Angeles where he completed IO West’s Training Program, and performed with “Kick Drum Decade”, a main stage Harold team, 19-time Cagematch Champion, and 2- time winner of the 2008 and 2009 Los Angeles Improv Festival Cagematch Tournament. While in L.A., Ryan was cast in several commercials and web ads including for Cabela’s, Honda, Top Flite (with Kenny Mayne), and Baby Ruth. Notably he performed several voice overs in the animated short, “Meltdown” (with David Cross). From 2009-2011, Ryan co-directed, taught, and performed with Houston’s Rogue Improv (formerly Massive). In recent years, Ryan has coached and performed improv most notably with Baby Knuckle, Corner Office and Damaged Goods at Station Theater and other Houston venues. Additional improv festival performance credits include the Trill Festival (Houston), Out of Bounds Comedy Festival (Austin) and the @Del Close Improv Marathon (NYC).
Separate from improv, Ryan has had a unique and evolving career path. He is a former practicing attorney and is now a sales specialist in pharmaceuticals. He loves dogs, cooking, sports and a lotta other stuff.
Topics:
- The Houston Housing Market
- Ryan's Improv Journey
- Work Job Lunches
- Selling What You Don't Believe
Scenes:
- The Uncertified Lawn Man
- The Sunshine Act
- The Date Night Presentation
- Drug Rep Notes